"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms..."
Hello. Using my unrivalled powers of speculation and my uncanny ability to stereotype anyone, I plan on taking over the world. Until then, I'm content to tell you why, exactly, everyone hates you. Sick of your neighbors ringing your doorbell and running off, leaving a flaming bag of doggie-doo on your doorstep? Tired of those numerous visits to the hospital after failed public lynchings? If so, this test is for you.